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By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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Let him cook

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 12:00

Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML

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Name thievery

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Great benefits, though

By Sam - 03/01/2019 20:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my friend with benefits that I was starting to like forgot my name in front of his friends when they asked who I was. We've known each other for at least a year. I think this means I'm just a benefit. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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Who am I?

By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

jackie27 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:02

hahaha, no formal introduction?

Comments

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 8 May 2009 0:25

He doesn't know your name because he is paying in cash. He is paying you, right?

cyxx 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:31

19, 23, 26 :)

Phillay632 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:33

Why are you having sex with a guy when he doesn't even know your name? Apparently you haven't known him very long. Get yourself tested. You are such a dumb ****. YDI.

akvandervort 21

Friday 8 May 2009 0:37

Wow... that sounds like a nice relationship there. He obviously has no respect for you and is just in it for the booty. Girl, show some class and have some self respect, move on. I'm sure you deserve better. However, it's still a YDI

Dragos_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:42

Is that worse than knowing your name and NO sex ?? ;p

lolbitch 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:47

Wow, should have made sure he knew. YDI

blargity 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:48

#8 i'm sure someone could easily forget your name too so why would that mean she deserves it? #9 maybe they dont have facebook if you wanted him to know your name then you should told him what it is unless you did but its still pretty pointless because it seems like to you he is only for sex which is okay but i think calling someone "baby" during sex is really kinky

chunkofchange 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:51

"always ever called me 'baby'" does that make sense?

mobius8 0

Friday 8 May 2009 0:53

It's probably not a respect thing. If you told him your name when you met him and he forgot just after you told him, or it didn't come up within the first hour, there's kind of a point where he would have just been too embarrassed to ask again. Still sucks for you, and not a YDI. 9 - that is tragically sad you assume everyone has face book.