Animals: Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment...

By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML

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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:08

And you never wondered where it went..?

wantmenot 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 12:23

gerbil + cage = good

Comments

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:52

Eww that's disgusting.

shaniKW 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:05

Did you not notice it was missing?

cute_princess 3

Friday 1 May 2009 17:29

wow dude! that is just so disgusting! poor little animal getting squished and you sleeping with it below ! yuck!! I feel so sorry for you!.

heather_xxo 0

Friday 1 May 2009 19:31

what happened to number 27? what'd they say??

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:03

Wait...you didn't even NOTICE that your gerbil was MISSING?! wtf?!

likavirgin 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:47

how in the world?

hattar 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:50

lol #2

sb_rph 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 8:30

freedom loving gerbil???? how does this freedom loing gerbil get food/water?! no wonder the poor thing died! you + pets = BAD

Bushido_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 18:33

Gerbil neglect is a serious condition that affects millions of gerbils each year. Please stop the inhumanity.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:54

My little brother's fiddler crab escaped from his aquarium one day. He was looking everywhere for it and I walked past our dog who was eating something crunchy. O_o