By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 157
You deserved it 11 678

Same thing different taste

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I would like to claim that I would have put two and two together LONG before the week was up. Missing gerbil+ awful stench= nothing good

friedkabob1225 0

it seems as though nobody these days knows how to take care a gerbil. or maybe they are just very suicidal creatures. its amazing that they arent extinct by now because ive heard about a million stories of peoples dead gerbils

designedlikedice 0

Rip off of another fml about a stinky apartment and a dead cat. Way to go.

no one said anything about a ******* cat asshole

alex_vik 0

GUYS SITUATIONS CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE IN THE UNIVERSE ANYTHING CLOSELY RESEMBLING THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD SOMETHING SIMILAR IS A CLEAR AND FLAGRANT RIPOFF AM I RIGHT God DAMN you people are ******* stupid. And the reason it wasnt in a cage? Try reading the ******* thing before bitching about it. Please note that it specifically says "freedom-loving". Clearly it always free-roamed about the apartment no problem because it was better for it to explore.

How did it take you a week to figure this out? Wouldnt you have noticed the smell was strongest by the bed that you sleep on every night and looked underneath sooner?

How did this get past moderation? There's a period after the "FML" at the end! That is unacceptable!

fuckitsmandee 0

and you didn't realize your gerbil was missing? decomposing..doesn't that take like a month or something? atleast keep it in a cage (lol #2) how the **** did it get in tha bed?

Agree with #1. How could you possibly not wonder where it went? You are by far the worst pet owner ever. Dude, never ever ever, have children. You'll end up in prison, I'm sure.