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I agree with number 1 and 2.
I would like to claim that I would have put two and two together LONG before the week was up. Missing gerbil+ awful stench= nothing good
no one said anything about a ******* cat asshole
GUYS SITUATIONS CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE IN THE UNIVERSE ANYTHING CLOSELY RESEMBLING THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD SOMETHING SIMILAR IS A CLEAR AND FLAGRANT RIPOFF AM I RIGHT God DAMN you people are ******* stupid. And the reason it wasnt in a cage? Try reading the ******* thing before bitching about it. Please note that it specifically says "freedom-loving". Clearly it always free-roamed about the apartment no problem because it was better for it to explore.
How did it take you a week to figure this out? Wouldnt you have noticed the smell was strongest by the bed that you sleep on every night and looked underneath sooner?
Agree with #1. How could you possibly not wonder where it went? You are by far the worst pet owner ever. Dude, never ever ever, have children. You'll end up in prison, I'm sure.
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And you never wondered where it went..?
gerbil + cage = good