Transportation: Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge...

By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 07:18 - United States - Littleton

Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been sticking my head out the window and even calling my parents to ask which side it was on, because I can never remember. FML

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By Katelyn - 20/04/2012 17:58 - United States - Folsom

Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By thatshelpful - 02/07/2015 04:16 - United States - Council Bluffs

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML

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thief1434 23

Wednesday 26 February 2014 13:20

Why do you need to call your parents when you could get out of the car and check for yourself? C'mon, it's not that hard.

dstark26 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 13:20

You should know what side it's on after your first week with the car

Comments

missclm 1

Wednesday 26 February 2014 21:48

You've actually just taught me what that arrow is for!!! My car is three years old now

sundaisy 6

Wednesday 26 February 2014 21:57

That is beyond pathetic

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 26 February 2014 23:42

Don't use your cell phone at the pump! The signal will ignite the fumes! Have you learned nothing from the terrible "Cell Phone Fume Ignition of '06"!?

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:27

And how is this relevant to the FML?

caitiebug1119 15

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:18

Why didn't you just put a post it on your dashboard? That must have been really annoying to your parents to have to keep telling you which side it's on.

mike7236 5

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:36

You know you're not supposed to use your mobile near the fuel bowser. And how can you not remember something so simple lol.

SaucyGirl106 18

Thursday 27 February 2014 0:53

you probably don't even remember to use your signal when turning or switching lanes either, do you? Good god, you're one of those people, aren't you?? You know, the type that once you get in a car, you lose all common sense.