By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

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lo_k 0

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

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Octiskeet 0

YDI for over-emphasizing a two week long relationship. And anyway, wouldn't you notice that something was amiss? I mean, if he only asked you out for a bet, obviously he's not going to act like the best boyfriend evar. Probably treated you like crap within those two weeks. I take my first sentence back, YDI for being insipid and retarded.

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expen_dable 0

since you consider someone you dated for two weeks "the love of your life," you are probably a high schooler or a fat chick who has never had a boyfriend before.

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jadore_irony 0

how could anyone even vote that you deserved it. the same thing happened to me once too. it sucks. but i agree (on a nicer extent) with #149. i am sure this person was not the love of your life if you only knew them for 2 weeks.

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Soitgoes74 0

How can you think he's the love of your life after dating for only two weeks?? You're obviously a very lonely individual.

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LMDaniel_Brendle 0

the true FML should be that you already consider him the love you your life and its only been 2 weeks

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notsolucci 0

question.. are you sure you can love someone who cant eat 10 hotdogs?

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rinnychan 2

YDI for calling someone "the love of your life" after two weeks.

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abcdefg22_fml 0

fyl because you're embarrassing

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bollywood_rocks 0

I'm sorry but how do you decide someone is the love of your life after 2 weeks? YDI 2. If he was/is the love of your life, shouldn't you let it go since you are so obviously in love that everything else pales in comparison? YDI for thinking someone is the love of your life after 2 weeks

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