Love: Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

lo_k 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

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ilive4fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:59

That sucks

merri_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:00

I'd feel much worse for you if you two had been together for a year or more. Two weeks? You're INFATUATED with him, he's not the damn love of your life? Get over him, laugh it off, and move on. YDI

HeartlessxBitch 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:16

well, that was shitty of him, but 2 weeks of dating & he's "the love of your life"? =/

milgalo 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:32

I'm sorry to hear that, he's a douche. It happens though. Most people grow out of it. ;]

itsokaylove 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:43

two weeks? get a hotdog I LOVE YOU #100!

seymour_butts 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:50

That's really sad to hear...10 hot dogs isn't that many.

mehwhateverr 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:05

You've been dating the "love of your life" for two weeks? Yeah right. I clicked YDI as soon as I read that.

Kc_flapjack 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:59

Yep. So did I.

King_of_Kings 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:20

what a rat bastard ****!! if all of you reading this are interested in seeing Things That Deserve To Be Destroyed, follow this link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:30

Sorry, but you seem really clingy or stalkerish or something if you think he's the "love of your life" after 2 weeks. Still, I clicked FYL, cause that has got to hurt.