Love: Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going...

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

lo_k 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

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Brokendreams_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:38

You went out with him for two weeks....and he became your love? Weakkkkk.

quietgirl 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:41

I don't think it's true love/love of your life, not after two weeks anyway. but it would suck finding out something like that so I am sorry for you.

ChelseaAnn08 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:59

love of your life? 2 weeks? Hmmm.....

Jayyyrad 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:05

#191 i agree...2 weeks...the love of your life? really? you are a creep!

Lazyninja420 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:20

You've been dating for 2 weeks and he's the love of your life? Desperate much?

E_Money12 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:29

i agree 10 hotdogs are hard 2 eat

xroflmaoxd 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:31

Love of your life in only 2 weeks? Isn't that kind of ignorant. But I guess the FML is still in your favor. :P

hayno 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:21

10 years ago therecord for most hot dogs eaten in 12 minutes was 25, so 10 is a big deal for an amateur eater

bloop123abc 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:16

Well now u no ur like a total pussy. 10 hotdogs? Come on that's like breakfast! Jk it musts suked 2 find out :(

hayno 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:18

YDI for calling someone the love of your life after 2 weeks

neonoodle 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:28

Don't worry, you'll get over it once you get to high school. On a side note, they should really start screening the age of these posters. If you're under 15 years old, unless you killed a person or were caught doing lines of coke in the restroom, your life isn't ******. You still have years and years of ******* up to do.