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My grandmother use to call me something that translated into "promiscuous woman; prostitute" I was thirteen when I found out the definition.
That happened to me too except it was in Spanish :/
I guess she was right if it took you that long to figure it out.
seeing as you're so clever, why don't you tell us what "little retard" is in chinese?
Don't worry, the name my Italian mom used to call me translates into "squid".
Could be worse
小笨蛋
Took you a long time to figure it, no ?
Mothers...have to love them.
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Mother knows best?
Better than "Big Retard", I suppose.