Kids: Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my...

By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2016 21:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 12:25

That is awesome!

competlybaked 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:33

lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.

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Hisbabyforever 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:24

my sister did the same thing! except she called it a 'secret escape". she had cut a hole through her closet wall and into my broter's closet 'just in case robbers tried to kidnap her, and she needed to get away'

StitchedBear 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:35

ohh my goodness, boys will be boys (:

treyroxx 0

Friday 3 September 2010 16:39

that is retarded boss

FmyLinNY 0

Friday 3 September 2010 17:06

"Literally" a giant hole? Good thing there wasn't a giant metaphoric hole in his room.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 3 September 2010 17:27

Wouldn't you have heard him creating this "secret entrance"?

sexy_chick_123 0

Friday 3 September 2010 17:36

You probably would depending on how he did it. He probably took out floorboards. Lay off the spy movies okay OP?

fnyunj 3

Friday 3 September 2010 18:04

OMG! help him! Go get on Make, and hack-a-day, and all those others and check out plans for secret doors and passages, and make it a project to build carpentry and craft skills! Some kids are mundane, and some are exceptional. Some kids dream about being superheroes, and some actually try to make it happen.