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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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challan 19

I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

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euphoricness 28

When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course

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diagnosed 15

looks like it's time to find yourself a new boyfriend that actually responds to you and is not such a ********..

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Goblin182 26

Ask if the BF's buddy wants to keep you busy this Saturday night by taking you to dinner and a movie.

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iKristien 5

I really, REALLY hope you mean EX-boyfriend.

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Dessert_ed_FML 9

I hope its "EX" as well. What kind of immature behaviour is this! You should not get this from your boyfriend. There has to be respect and love...sadly they are missing here. FYL OP. Dump him if you haven't already.

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ThedaRose 15

So sorry OP! That guy sounds like a real jackass! Dump him and get with someone who will treat you with the dignity and respect and attention that you deserve!!

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Danfran_1147 10

Your boyfriend sounds like a douche

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sk3p71k 13

Find out how it started. Maybe the friend wanted to talk to u and the whole getting paid thing was kept up to throw ur obviously shitty bf off the scent

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NikkiAmber09 12

Dump the misogynistic asshole. That isn't how a boyfriend should talk to his girlfriend.

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