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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By Lissa - 13/01/2021 01:58

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn’t have me as a pinned text message thread on his phone. But he definitely has his female best friend pinned. He even has a cute nickname for her. The girl he says, "Not to worry about." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 07:49 - Australia - Southport

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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challan 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:43

I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.

euphoricness 28

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:44

When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course

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asylumlane 23

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:43

He's your exboyfriend now, right?

NakedandScared 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:44

If you're lonely you can talk to me.

TheJordanBryant 11

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:44

Wonder how much he pays him.

cbroady0529 9

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:45

I'm usually in the small minority of "don't dump him, talk it out" people, but in this case I am firmly in the "dump him" category. Referring to your girlfriend as "the bitch" and paying someone to text her so you aren't bothered is over the top. It shows a huge lack of respect and of interest, so why continue the relationship??

JoshTheTacoMan 19

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:59

That sucks OP. Just try talking to him about it. But if that doesn't work, dump his sorry ass.

SkyBlueCloud 21

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:02

He shouldn't be your boyfriend what a dick, if his friends cute .... ;)

Spoderman11 6

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:02

I am Spoderman I have sweg

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:09

As long as you didn't sext him...

Greenmarsh 31

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:10

Go for his friend, anyways if you liked the way he spoke to you he is probably the better option.

tranced_ 45

Thursday 1 August 2013 5:18

what an eye opener hahaha

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