Intimacy: Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the... - FML

By OvertonHippie - 13/01/2014 12:09 - United States - Corinth

Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML

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OvertonHippie 16

Monday 13 January 2014 21:25

What she doesn't realize is that in a school with only 180 students, it's impossible to get away with stuff like that. The principal knows what's up, because we dealt with similar issues last year; I just didn't think I was going to have to schedule meetings with the teachers again about it (outside of the regular parent-teacher conferences, which she attends). I *had* kind of noticed the teachers giving me the stink-eye in the car line lately though.

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how_about_no_ 19

Monday 13 January 2014 21:13

Well I see why she's your ex-wife...

strokesie 23

Monday 13 January 2014 21:13

Wow, **** her. Call in and straighten things out, maybe?

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asc2013 9

Tuesday 14 January 2014 6:46

She needs to be more responsible. Parents should love their children more than they hate each other. Sorry this is happening, OP!

ouimetnick 10

Tuesday 14 January 2014 7:36

Hope the school buys your explanation.

molliciousj 19

Tuesday 14 January 2014 7:37

I feel bad for the kids. Mom is not only teaching them to lie but she's using them to try to make you look bad. Just wait until they get older, OP and see how bad she looks when they finally realize that.

ivanhoe4u 3

Tuesday 14 January 2014 8:36

If the bitch is forging your name you can actually charge her with forgery. You need to make sure you have separate parent teacher conferences and let the teachers know the parenting plan. Also give the parenting plan to the school so that they know what the schedule is. You need to nip this in the bud because she may try to use this against you at one point. You need to get a copy of the sign in sheet to prove her forgery. Meet with the principle to explain what she's doing so that they know how deceitful she is.

Anamalak 10

Tuesday 14 January 2014 10:43

I would report that bitch. I can see why she's your ex...

Shepardspie71 8

Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:00

Go have a meetung with the school

ndaguanno 17

Tuesday 14 January 2014 15:00

What a bitch, I'd straighten it out with the school, sorry op FYL

AlexTheZander 6

Tuesday 14 January 2014 15:09

What a bitch

MikeyScene420 17

Tuesday 14 January 2014 16:07

Wrong category bro

soapysquid 2

Tuesday 14 January 2014 19:29

Bitch....

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