By OvertonHippie - 13/01/2014 12:09 - United States - Corinth

Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML
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OvertonHippie 16

What she doesn't realize is that in a school with only 180 students, it's impossible to get away with stuff like that. The principal knows what's up, because we dealt with similar issues last year; I just didn't think I was going to have to schedule meetings with the teachers again about it (outside of the regular parent-teacher conferences, which she attends). I *had* kind of noticed the teachers giving me the stink-eye in the car line lately though.

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strokesie 23

Wow, **** her. Call in and straighten things out, maybe?

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perdix 29

We can't be sure what the ex-wife does for the online dude, but this is a good guess.

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Sathane 21

Hmmm... I'm thinking criminal charges for forgery would look good on her.

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TcheQ 12

You deserve it for knocking up a dumb bitch

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pengin 13

You use that word, but I don't think you know what it means..

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AngryD 9

it may be later in life than you would like but your kids will realize what a terrible mother your ex wife is and they appreciate you being the better parent and eventually will tell the school what's going on

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HammyBear13 8

Thats not necessarily true. The kids could just end up exactly like her.

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grgnyce 8

Dude, you need to get that taken care of ASAP!!! Do what's best for you and the kids and involve the right personnel.

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SouthernLady12 13

While she is making bad choices no one can say she is a bad mother. That is taking it too far! Yes she is teaching her kids something she shouldn't, but we don't know the whole story. Op if I were you and wanted custody get a copy of every letter. In the meantime explain to your children it's not acceptable behavior and say it while she is there. Best of luck.

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frizz101 22

Any woman who tries to make out their father in such a bad manner is a bad mother, and vice versa. It is a form of mental abuse and can cause serious repercussions later in life. If parents have a problem with each other, don't use your kids as pawns in your battle.

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alexowitz 8

Do the same back, it's called Karma :P

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jewann123 10

thats pretty ****** at least you're not with her anymore xp

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