By OvertonHippie - 13/01/2014 12:09 - United States - Corinth

Today, I found out that whenever my ex-wife is late getting the kids to school, she tells them to tell their teachers they were with me, and forges my name on the sign-in sheet. Missing homework? Dad's house. Forgot to bring something important? Ditto. The school thinks I'm a horrible parent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 053
You deserved it 5 364

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What she doesn't realize is that in a school with only 180 students, it's impossible to get away with stuff like that. The principal knows what's up, because we dealt with similar issues last year; I just didn't think I was going to have to schedule meetings with the teachers again about it (outside of the regular parent-teacher conferences, which she attends). I *had* kind of noticed the teachers giving me the stink-eye in the car line lately though.

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Wow, **** her. Call in and straighten things out, maybe?

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A mother forcing her kids to lie? Wow. You should talk to her about that. She isn't a good example for your kids.

I'm sure a court of law would agree with that, if OP ever wanted complete and total custody of his kids.

That might be a good idea, except I get a feeling the ex wife isn't exactly a reasonable person...

JMichael 25

Your ex-wife is a bitch. It's no wonder you left her.

Sadly (for my self esteem, anyway), I didn't technically leave her. She met a dude online.

JMichael 25

Still you did manage to dodge a major bulletin there.

I hear ya! Getting hit by a bulletin would be a major pain in the ass.

frizz101 22

If she meet someone online she is still a bitch. Your self esteem shouldn't be damaged because your ex is a *****.

skittyskatbrat 19

Well, he got a manipulative cheater. She got someone with no respect for marriage. Your kids got a Dad that came up roses. YDI for those two, and FML for you :(

#32, how did he dodge a bullet? They have kids so they have to deal with each other for a very longggg time, that's not dodging a bullet. Dodging a bullet is finding out your fiancé is cheating on you and dumping him/her before you get knocked up or get married.

OP, I feel so sorry for you! :'( You should go to court with this! Sue that bitch and get full custody of the kids! She should not be allowed to be a mom! Hopefully your kids got your genes and not hers! And have some pity on the guy she met online, but if he knew that she was married, he deserves every second with her! >:(

who cares what the school thinks? School systems are 9/10 whack as all hell. F#ck the system!

Rainhawk94 27

I don't want lettuce on my big mac please