By Grosssss - 15/07/2016 16:08 - United States - Harrisonburg

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Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
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RememberSchlitz 9

Go buy a new one and hide it for your use. Dip the cutting edges of the old one in capsaicin oil before he comes over. Hilarity shall ensue.

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almost_there44 26

I hate when people use things that are not theirs. Especially to do some nasty shit like that, it's inconsiderate and dumb as hell. Just buy a new one OP, or tell him too. Also, tell that fool to keep his hands off your things.

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brendejafulable 41

just hair right..

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anonymoususer070 17

I would tell your roommate to buy you a new one but since they probably won't I would invest in a new one and keep it put up somewhere they can't find like your room and only take it to the bathroom when you're going to use it. Next time you see him just mention he should probably get checked out and walk away(it is possible to get a serious infection if the owner of the razor has one), that'll probably be the last time he touches your stuff if he thinks he got something from you.

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almost_there44 26

The roommate probably wouldn't buy a new one because she wasn't the one using her roommates' razor. Even suggesting that the roommate buy it is a little too much. If she knew and didn't say anything that's disgusting but still her FWB responsibility.

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anonymoususer070 17

Most likely. I'm super empathetic and would probably feel bad for it and buy them a new one. But you're most likely right and not something I would expect.

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X_Gon_Giv_ItToYa 9

How often does she come over is the question

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introvert20 6

Omg that's absolutely disgusting and unsanitary. Sorry about that OP. Get a new one asap!

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Yudith_fml 6

Well, it's not like you never touched his pubic hair with your bikini area before.

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species4872 19

How did you find out? Be spying have we?

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LARC_UoGuelph 8

Benefit #1 using your room mate. Benefit #2 using your trimmer.

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chocoladisco 1

Seems like a friendship with a lot of benefits

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viperAUS 15

how do you know he was using it on his pubes

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healthcarechick 9

That sucks. What a disrespectful douchebag

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Jonjon554 16

Why should OP buy a new one? Catch him in the act, OP and make him either pay for yours and give you money for a new one or make him buy 2 of them, one for himself and to replace yours. That's seriously messed up and certainly unsanitary!

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