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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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Fr0gg13 0

so is he bald now or does he suck at the xbox?

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Wooddaver 0

Are you sure he wasn't teabagging you and his pubes just got stuck there after the fact?

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YunqFlyMa21o 0

Eww WTF?? &+ Yhu Let Him Do it.??

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Zills 0

you being a Muslim terrorist is disturbing take off that turban dirty paki

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ndiesal 0

LMFAO, thanks for making my day. FYL, and ****** up, but still...hahaha

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snafu57 1

tell him you'd like to help in that ritual and start yanking then.OR shave your own and give him a main course.

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giani73 0

that is disgusting you should break up with him...like honestly thats disgusting

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