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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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judgeymcjudge 0

I just threw up a little in my mouth. If you're still with this idiot, then you need more help than he does. Ugh.

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darkmis1 17

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's nasty! You need to teach him a lesson-that's gross and unsanitary.

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devilishD 0

that's sweet. he really Luvs you.

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SteamyPenguin 46

I'd rather this not become a demonstration of love.

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Whiterabbitm1 0

seriously... WTF!!?!?!?!?

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sottishlass 0

i cant believe you even posted this! he is a sicko and you are even sicker for thinking it's funny.

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DeathStar_fml 0

not my fault u fail at choosing bf's ****

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