By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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boone_fml 0

haha your boyfriend is awesome. I am going to start putting my pubes up my girlfriend's nose. Also, he's just not that into you.

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tomilalala 0

Whoever said that romance is dead clearly hasn't met your boyfriend.

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ShantiKumar 4

pulling out pubes. LMAO. thats not uncommon actually.......... and putting them in one's own mouth is i guess acceptable.. BUT SOME ONE ELSE's?? wtf?? lmaoo im so sorry

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ShantiKumar 4

obviously this guy does. ;) and no dont read between the lines i actually researched this and it is a simple habit such as biting one's nails. i think u shud stop biting ur nails and pulling out ur pubes too.

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krislea10 0

he obviously doesn't like you too much...

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devilishD 0

#100 really? name 5 of them.

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sweetbiotch88 0

eew wtf if he did that to me I would drop kick his ass and make him eat ALL his pubes

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FML_FYL_2009 0

Well he obviously has no respect for you. Way to pick a man, OP.

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lky830 0

ewwww babe, please dump him then kick his ass. that's one of the most bizarre and disgusting things I've ever heard. fyl indeed

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