By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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rachexl 0

i think this should be on mlia.........

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Erindub 0

You ought to make him shave. i don't know how trustworthy he is after that though.

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grog_fml 3

wow. that's just weird

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ChaplainNinja 0

That's disturbing in at least seven different ways.

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heartlessagony 0

Breakup time!

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omg2funny 1

From Now on, be extra nice to him.. Show him your love by getting him a pitcher of beer. 1 Beer, rest your pee.. Mix a shot of Whiskey or Tequila just to cover up the smell.. I did that to my friend who gave me pizza from the dumpster. ;-)

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