Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a...

By nonameLiz - 03/02/2010 01:16 - United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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Lithium98 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:28

You've obviously never heard of the "Free Hug Tax".

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:27

aww no free hugs?

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sarcdude 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:56

That sucks, I'd hug you OP :/

waffle_house13 5

Friday 19 February 2010 3:28

aw . . ide hug you too im sure you were wearing pants **** that police dude he probably needed a hug

deathunleashed 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 5:40

who the **** puts up a free hugs sign?

ShortOppies 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 9:26

um... why would you do that anyways?

DaisyDOPE 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:39

i do enjot the oatmeal.

y2kwuzajoke 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 18:31

what if it's a "christian side hug"?? check out the old "tube" for a video if y'all don't know what I'm talking about ...

xxJordanxx_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 4:01

really cuz i had one on for connecticon(epic anime convention) and the majority of the trip there and didnt get in trouble at all

SuperMuffin 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 18:48

I love hugs.

ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:09

It must have been this dude: http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-544.htm

Indubitably 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 1:31

To those saying it is soliciting, and counts as prostitution, I have sex with my gf for FREE, does that make her a prostitute?

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