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By addie19 - 19/01/2010 19:25 - United States

Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 20:35 - United States - New Iberia

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Nirah - 26/07/2019 21:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 02:01

Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML

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By BathroomDweller - 20/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML

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By not having fun - 03/05/2022 18:00

Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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lubby_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:25

Oh, but it is!!!!! It also causes the OP to vomit out her words in. short. unnecessary. phrases.

lem0n_fml 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:38

Was it really necessary to split your second sentence up into three?

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blastvortex 3

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:26

Try. Writing. Complete. Sentences... er... What I meant to say was, "Try writing complete sentences for a change."

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:29

I agree. Enough with the William Shatner impressions.

DeservedIt 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:32

To react like this to antibiotics you must be one of these persons who take loads of meds everyday. YDI for not knowing this is unhealthy.

poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:18

OK I know people on FML like to use incomplete sentences to look dramatic, but you just overdid it. It looks stupid :|

iloveblackshirt6 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:02

YDI. for. talking like. this

loki35 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:48

I am calm(:

urabch 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:05

hey f4gs. stop argueing and stfu

wiird0 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:17

YDI for not reading the side effects

talikarni 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:39

Yo deserve it for not reading and learning the side effects

redsunflower7 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:30

So i just want to say to you that I really thought the way you spaced it was great. Obviously these people do not know what good writing skill is. Some of the best writing I have ever read has been paced like that. They. My friend. Are Idiots.

DynamicDave 11

Sunday 25 April 2010 14:58

Wait, the antibiotics you're taking can cause ME to vomit?! Please! Stop taking them!

zfchatroulette 24

Wednesday 16 January 2013 21:51

Damn, I was about to say that! XD

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