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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 11:57 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

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By fouryearswasted - 19/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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By Sabrinna - 14/03/2024 11:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2015 04:40 - United States - North Hollywood

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

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By brokenrelicslost - 08/01/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2019 02:00

Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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You deserved it 5 186

Scammers gonna scam

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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You deserved it 89

stephissilly 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:06

sunglasses. name change. mexico.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:15

I hope you're not black, or jewish, or a black jew.

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Devil_Z 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:39

Man enjoy the rest of your life

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:47

You ought to join AAA. They're a pretty kick-ass gang and they've got your back. As long as you can wait two hours for them to show up.

dhardesty23 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:48

run.

fiz1kaL 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:53

Only the dumb ones get caught, so if you don't survive, blame Darwin and his theory... we'll understand

iXavier000 3

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:01

Lol eww, what did you see in her?

benchpress550 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:02

This would be sooooooooooooo much worse if it ended "And I'm black, FML"

dirtysellers85 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:12

**** em . Get her pregnant

Danni91 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:14

I really hope you aren't black then.

Pelreskovich 11

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:18

Change all your contact info now, or fake your death.

mas91796 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:19

so what the Arayn Brotherhood is pussy :)

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:24

Ofcourse they are. All 20 000 of them. O_o

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:26

I would love to see you say that to them in person, I don't agree with what they stand for, but know not to mess with them.

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