By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 11:57 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

I hope you're not black, or jewish, or a black jew.

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perdix 29

You ought to join AAA. They're a pretty kick-ass gang and they've got your back. As long as you can wait two hours for them to show up.

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fiz1kaL 6

Only the dumb ones get caught, so if you don't survive, blame Darwin and his theory... we'll understand

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benchpress550 4

This would be sooooooooooooo much worse if it ended "And I'm black, FML"

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dirtysellers85 0

**** em . Get her pregnant

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Pelreskovich 11

Change all your contact info now, or fake your death.

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mas91796 0

so what the Arayn Brotherhood is pussy :)

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Meowingtons500 18

Ofcourse they are. All 20 000 of them. O_o

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GoW_Chick 14

I would love to see you say that to them in person, I don't agree with what they stand for, but know not to mess with them.

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