Intimacy: Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of...

By nightDREAMERms - 23/04/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

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Class act

By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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By aninc - 28/06/2019 23:15 - United States - Boise

Today, I found out that a strong orgasm can trigger my girlfriend's PTSD. FML

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Pros and cons

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 12:00

Today, I realised that I can't orgasm if I don't relax enough to let myself fart. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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The urogenital muscles

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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Michyxo 14

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Wow. That is so awkward lol.

simplyplain100 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

hot

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:30

You ****** when you fart? That's what yoga does for me. Just the farting, that is.

TraceCase_ 19

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:43

WHAT? There's such a type? I don't know if you deserve it but your life is definitely not ******, OP.

theSil 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:53

HOT!! Call theSil

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:54

Wow if that's all in your life "worthy" of an FML I'll trade you lives. I'll take your orgasms any day. bahaha

johnnybagodonuts 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:59

lol

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:54

I'm sorry but complaining about this here? It makes you sound like a prude who isn't comfortable with her own body. Get over yourself and become a whole person...

babycakess10 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:23

I'm pretty sure her flm was based on the fact that she orgasmed in the middle of the yoga class surrounded by people! it's called reading comprehension. you should try it sometime.