Intimacy: Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of...

By nightDREAMERms - 23/04/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

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By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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By aninc - 28/06/2019 23:15 - United States - Boise

Today, I found out that a strong orgasm can trigger my girlfriend's PTSD. FML

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Pros and cons

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 12:00

Today, I realised that I can't orgasm if I don't relax enough to let myself fart. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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The urogenital muscles

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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Michyxo 14

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Wow. That is so awkward lol.

simplyplain100 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

hot

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kupalizer69 1

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:26

Little hard to believe... :/

theslyfox72 3

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:39

oh hot daymmn ;)

destroyerofpsy 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:55

I'm jealous....

rubberbullets 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:12

Bet it was the downward facing dog... either way its a win

nightDREAMERms 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:46

Nope, it was plank. :)

xaviergroup 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:43

nice, what's your #??

DaniBee420 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:49

that's awesome!!

psychwardnurse 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:54

what were you doing in yoga that caused you to ******?? seriously! must be nice to just move into a certain position to get off with no one to help

sxm 13

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:09

that is hot. ;-).

zenti 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:45

I really wish I could have been there...to...laugh...at you. Don't look at me like that!

kindlystfupls 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:59

shit, I would consider that intensely lucky lol

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Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML

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