Intimacy: Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of...

By nightDREAMERms - 23/04/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

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By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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By aninc - 28/06/2019 23:15 - United States - Boise

Today, I found out that a strong orgasm can trigger my girlfriend's PTSD. FML

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Pros and cons

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 12:00

Today, I realised that I can't orgasm if I don't relax enough to let myself fart. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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The urogenital muscles

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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Michyxo 14

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Wow. That is so awkward lol.

simplyplain100 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

hot

Comments

Dominodev 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 22:36

not an fml

RainbowHeadache 2

Saturday 23 April 2011 22:54

How does it suck to have orgasms without touching yourself? You are lucky. Ungrateful.

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:12

Read the FML again, idiot.

RainbowHeadache 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:00

Idiot? You don't play with yourself in yoga.

Theguy614 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 20:15

wow you have completely missed the point of this FML

heathersmorin 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:01

Why in the world would you be complaining about this?! Can you inform us of what pose it was?? I know I would like to try this pose. I do yoga when I get the chance, and I love it. And an orgasim into the mix, Ill be doing yoga everyday!!!!

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:14

You don't understand the FML. How about you read it again.

heathersmorin 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:43

Holy shit 107!!! God forbid I accidently read it wrong, then you feel the need to come along and call me a ******* moron? I hope you go on living a very unhappy, nit picky life that that you have thus far. Atleast 102 was polite about it. You FMLer need to get better hobbies then jumping down someones throat when something is done wrong. Just politely point out their mistake. It's not hard to do. Give it a try.

RainbowHeadache 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:41

I get intense orgasms & you wouldnt even be able to tell if I was having one because I've been conditioned to keep quiet. So that's what I thought of, is, no one could tell she was orgasming so why is she saying FML when she can just enjoy it & not worry about anyone looking at her funny.

heathersmorin 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:22

I'm the same way. Just walking down the street. If my pants hit the right spot, wooohooo! The only thing that's noticable is my face turns red. I guess I got a sensitive vajay-jay.

TeenieAmerica 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:12

Haha awesome! I thought I was the only one! Like, I'll just be walking along and my phone will vibrate in my pocket and it's like WOAAHH ****** TIME. I've taught myself to be quiet about it, though.

carlosv18 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:41

o wow lol

abcd4242 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 8:33

MsSoulReaper shut up your being a little dick to everyone and your probably saying it on FML cause you wouldn't have the balls to say it to someones face. Typical video game nerd

heathersmorin 0

Monday 25 April 2011 2:00

165-who are you walking in here defending that dickwad? I take back that he was polite. I read all his other comment then I read his to me and I realized he was being an ass. You too can go **** yourself and fall of the face of the ******* earth.