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By Laura - 08/10/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
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Grimmerie 31

please tell me you act everything out, too. "oh edwardcakes, your skin is cold like something that was in the fridge." "my dearest laura, you are the prettiest babysitter ever. you are like a babysitter to my heart. let us touch lips." "oh yes, let's do that." /air makeouts /air groping /air humping /airgasm

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Tell them you knew about the camera and decided to make a movie. Maybe they'll give you an Oscar for best male lead.

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perdix 29

I'm thinking the videos would be priceless if she did the boyfriend as Antoine Dodson.

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ImDB8 0

Well if they've still let u babysit then obviously they like the performance

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kareltje 17

I can see the next FML coming already: Today, while I was babysitting (and being recorded as usual) the nice boyfriend I pretended to have/be admitted he cheated on me with my imaginary best friend and got her pregnant. He broke up with me ON CAMERA, for god's sake! FML.

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kareltje 17

Would SO love to see the FML team turn this into a video! Uuuh... oh... right... :oD

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kateheartswaffle 0

Just say you were acting out a script for drama club! Easy.

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ZeroMachine 3

Those cameras usually don't pick up sound, or at least don't pick it up very well. You might have nothing to worry about, but you should probably knock off the creepy shit from now on.

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legresley85 1

Sweet heart, you need to get a life. Stop defining your life and yourself, with a real or in this case fake boyfriend. It sounds like you might be emotionally disturbed. Get a hobby and get out and meet people, stop worrying about getting a boyfriend, it will happens when it happens. You might not want to seem crazy however because this will slow down the process significantly.

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