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By Laura - 08/10/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

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Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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dannyboy66 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 12:09

Forever lonely..........

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 8 October 2011 12:43

please tell me you act everything out, too. "oh edwardcakes, your skin is cold like something that was in the fridge." "my dearest laura, you are the prettiest babysitter ever. you are like a babysitter to my heart. let us touch lips." "oh yes, let's do that." /air makeouts /air groping /air humping /airgasm

Comments

rubyliu8420 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 21:03

LOSER!!!!!!

allisturgess 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 22:59

hon sorry that happed i feel your pain

manny2422 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:10

You crazy nut

lesuze 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:56

YDI for being insane

crossmaltese 3

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:18

Today, after checking my nannycam, I found our baby sitter talking to herself in two distinctly different voices. I've let this person take care of my kids. FML.

sashapoptart 4

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:26

I couldn't help but feel sorry for you. Sometimes I act out scenarios too when I'm bored....however my crush daydreams remain strictly inside my head. Besides, lol, how are you doing that when there's a kid? Still FYL, though, sometimes everyone lets out their imagination in strange ways.