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By Laura - 08/10/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

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By jonathan - 17/02/2025 20:00 - France

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Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 12:09

Forever lonely..........

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 8 October 2011 12:43

please tell me you act everything out, too. "oh edwardcakes, your skin is cold like something that was in the fridge." "my dearest laura, you are the prettiest babysitter ever. you are like a babysitter to my heart. let us touch lips." "oh yes, let's do that." /air makeouts /air groping /air humping /airgasm

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cdh531 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:44

Quick! Run off with your imaginary bf and elope! Then never come back to town..He's real for all of anyone who wants to know. They can't prove a thing!

twofirstnames 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:46

Let's hope the kids weren't involved

deadlyjizzattack 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:47

I'm terribly sorry OP but this takes pathetic to a whole new level

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:49

well...why wouldn't you do that at your house?

perdix 29

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:51

The sad part is that I am trying to figure out whether the OP has no boyfriend, or the real one she has is a jackass. Or worse, whether the scenes are disturbing corny and cutesy, or pornographic with sound effects and mimed action. Or both: "U 2 Cute!" "No, U 2 Cute!" "Snuggle Bear." "Pretty Piggie" "My that's so big!" slurp, slurp, pant, gag, groan, slurp "All over my face!" "Ahhhhhhh!" (end)