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By Laura - 08/10/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

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By jonathan - 17/02/2025 20:00 - France

Today, I was talking on the phone about how my son's babysitter is an absolute sicko, that she smoked weed next to my baby, that she smells bad, etc. I literally said her full name and the way she looks. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder; it was her, and she'd heard absolutely everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 12:09

Forever lonely..........

Grimmerie 31

Saturday 8 October 2011 12:43

please tell me you act everything out, too. "oh edwardcakes, your skin is cold like something that was in the fridge." "my dearest laura, you are the prettiest babysitter ever. you are like a babysitter to my heart. let us touch lips." "oh yes, let's do that." /air makeouts /air groping /air humping /airgasm

Comments

valerie7188 10

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:18

Loser lol

racq1999 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:20

JESSE! nanny! Get it family channel!!! Haha thats right 13 and still watch family channel!:) wht know bitches!:P liv yah all that support me! And luv the person that wrote thia fml thanks for remunding me of that show!

sic_fml 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 5:53

I know plenty of people much older than you who watch Family/Disney channel.

poorjudgement 26

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:53

You wouldn't babysit my kids any more. I always try to be openminded, and if you kept your... vivid imagination... In lack of better word... for yourself, that would be one thing. But, while at work, and be realistic - babysitting is a very serious and responsible thing. And with your behaviour, you're one step from being delusional.