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By orangethonglover - 17/07/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

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By Angela - 04/01/2012 19:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2018 06:00 - Australia - Carlton

Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML

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By jlujan00 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Friday 17 July 2009 12:16

im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......

ididitmyself 0

Friday 17 July 2009 12:52

uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.

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FMLenV 0

Friday 17 July 2009 15:50

How is this a FYL? It's more FYDL because she swallowed the thong and got constipated. You just lost a thong that you can always get a new one.

FMLisright 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:30

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,,25336795-13762,00.html way to read the news and post it as an FML

lalaimbored 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:53

Coincidences happen. My dog used to eat my underwear & my neighboors did the same to hers. So its not really that uncommon.

subtle 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:32

#23 I agree! Unless the vet had some sort of scope inside your dog then more than likely the vet saw a blockage on an x-ray of some sort. Regardless, glad your dog is ok! Keep the undies from fido!

xOpheliacx 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:45

Well maybe the dog will learn his lesson about eating your panties. However, FHL anyway. But not yours. How the hell is that gonna get out of him? Can you really shit out a thong? I would think he'd need an operation to get it out.

cash_08 0

Friday 17 July 2009 17:55

Yeah, I feel bad for the dog

div01 2

Friday 17 July 2009 19:01

I'm thinking two things. Either your ****** is amazing causing your dog to want to eat your thong, then get sick because of the fabric, or your ****** is bad and the dog ate the pretty orange thingy and got sick because of residue.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 17 July 2009 19:02

I actually laughed at this. xD I'm not sure why. Orange thong = No. Dog eating thong = No. Vet seeing an "orange thing" in the dog = LOL. I don't know, it amused me. o.o