Intimacy: Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last...

By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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Spooked

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By crier - 27/08/2013 18:34 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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Sexy time

By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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Cassandra2015 21

Wednesday 6 May 2015 0:10

I think a simple apology will help. Check in once and awhile and make sure things are ok. it will be appreciated

SuperWhoMarvLock 22

Wednesday 6 May 2015 0:05

I think an apology would do nicely....

Comments

zenrael 21

Wednesday 6 May 2015 7:31

Not to scare your neighbor, but if he's epileptic please tell him about SUDEP.

Harry_19901 14

Wednesday 6 May 2015 8:15

soo, did you help him?

sammii_kna 18

Wednesday 6 May 2015 8:39

As an epileptic who suffers from seizures daily he/she was most likely very tired and out of it. Maybe just go over and apologize. When i have a seizure i'm not aware of anything and can't remember a lot. So maybe he or she doesn't remember you yelling.

Shiningflare 5

Wednesday 6 May 2015 13:39

This is exactly why people shouldn't jump to conclusions.

imyourpoison 10

Wednesday 6 May 2015 15:02

o.o

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 6 May 2015 18:11

Don't worry. You didn't know. He should have let people know (if he knew that he had them) so people could help or in the least be aware of his issue. Just send a card over saying you hope he's ok and if he needs anything you just let you know.

guppygoddess 13

Wednesday 6 May 2015 23:18

So, did you know seizures can be controlled by using cannabis? Research it. Befriend him. Show him the light and change his life. :)

brycemash 9

Thursday 7 May 2015 4:51

Too many negative votes. Comment buried. Click to see it anyways.

Masift 21

Thursday 7 May 2015 17:08

As other people are saying an apology would be nice. Don't best yourself up over it though. You couldn't see what was happening so it isn't really your fault. Then again you also shouldn't jump to conclusions. We all learn from our mistakes :)

angryo5trich 13

Friday 8 May 2015 19:57

I carved a swaztica in my arm and my parents still havnt noticed

crzdcatldy 12

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:11

Wrong post, hon. I'm sorry your home life is so messed up, though. Please, please, talk to a school counselor or someone - even if it's me - rather than self harming. You're worth more than that, no matter what your parents may do or say.