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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 228
You deserved it 3 389

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.

On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?

Comments

FlamingTacos 7

Take the profits. Perfect sales plan.

iloveweed6969 2

way to take advantage of your daughter...

mzrobinson 13

I'm pretty sure guys want it better "fresh"

Dirty panties would sell for a lot more!

mzrobinson 13

You never know! There's a lot of perverts out there!

olpally 32

Are you married to Quagmire from family guy?? He's raising your daughter well... Giggity :D

Quagmire doesn't marry.. He just breeds with anything that walks.

olpally 32

Dude, I know, it's called making a joke... Sheesh...

kaymi 17

Don't knock the hustle. Already self-employed with awesome hours.

That's pretty bad ass genius. I hope she made some good money.

Right, cause unattractive people don't wear panties? Is that what you're saying? Sounds like you're a little too horny there, 26. Are you the OP of the frog wanking FML by any chance?

Well u guys think about it! U think those kids would want panties from an ugly fat mom! No! That would want it from a hot mom lol well I would anyways ;)

I think 26 has a point! Not that 12-year-old boys are any great judge of hotness but think how the daughter got into this particular business: Either 1: Daughter: Hey boys! Wanna buy some of my mom's panties? Boys: F'off pervert! Or 2: Boy: Gee [Daughter], your mom's really hot. I wouldn't mind getting into her pants. Daughter: I can arrange that! What's it worth for a lacy pair, lightly used? Personally, I reckon 2 is the more likely start of a business empire.

I hope she didn't take the dirty ones...

challan 19

They'd be sold for more, my friend.

SmittyJA24 26

of course she did, cause what kind of little kid doesn't like shit covered panties with piss all over it ? (sarcasam)

Seems you have a little business woman in the making. She'll do well...as long as she doesn't get sued.

ergo_fml 13

I hope you make her give you all the money!

Why all, should only pay the cost of the panties profit belongs to her