Kids: Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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By Lucille - 07/09/2019 00:01

Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 23:02 - United States - Queen Creek

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By disciplinaryaction - 21/11/2011 07:02 - United States

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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Thursday 10 May 2012 0:44

I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.

eb0ny 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:44

On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?

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uhnevermind 24

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:19

Look on the bright side, she's gonna pass all her economics classes!

vbmg152 18

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:25

Hey, she started her own business at 12! Good for her!

enz_fml 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 22:52

thats bad

alfred07 18

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:14

I'm curious, how much was she getting for them?

tyga2100 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:17

Lol ha ha

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:22

An enterprising thief. I see bars in her future.

Thenaugtybartod 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:45

How much is she selling for?? And what time does those nice legs open

Thenaugtybartod 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:52

Only joking. You daughter is one clever girl.

oped01 8

Friday 11 May 2012 2:32

Mmm I love Capitalism. Is all about "Supply and Demand"

gracevet88 0

Friday 11 May 2012 4:28

Lol take the money she got and buy new panties, but don't get ur old ones back Who knows what they used them for

Ugi 26

Friday 11 May 2012 11:57

I think we can have a pretty good guess.

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