Kids: Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and...

By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By Nicole - 13/03/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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fml_no_fyl 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:33

Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.

LilaFaye 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:45

I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D

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LemonMan 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:03

YDI for wearing crappy prep clothing... ewwww

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:59

I hope you beat her **** ass !

blahblahblah43 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:16

i love your sister! lol i hate aeropostale and all those other preppy clothing shops DX so YDI.

serenachicka 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:06

Yeah, of course a 13-year-old girl like you gets spoiled by parents and does not know the value of $300, so OF COURSE it's okay to shred up THREE-HUNDRED DOLLARS worth of clothing. Immature people like you have to label people and treat people differently just because they're comfortable with being in one of these groups. That's prejudice, and might as well be as bad as being racist.

sparkIy 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:59

everyone who's freaking out cause it's a "preppy" store: grow up. if you don't like it, don't shop there.

serenachicka 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:11

I'm pretty sure if the OP just said "$300 worth of clothing" (and didn't name the brand), more than half the people who said YDI would have clicked FYL.

EffYoLife 14

Wednesday 30 December 2009 8:35

you should beat the shyt out of her and paste pics of her bloody face on facebook. then destroy 300 dollars worth of her stuff and see how she likes it

Comentator 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:10

And a computer and my space aren't part of a conformist type of life style. Punch your sister in the face because she totally deserves it. Spoiled brat that she is.

acai_blueberry 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:45

trying to be cool by pretending you are a non conformist sucks more. obviously if she goes on myspace and if she protests against conformity, she doesnt know wtf it means to be non conformist since she is trying to fit into a group she doesnt belong to.