Kids: Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and...

By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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By beablue18 - 04/07/2011 00:27 - Germany

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By Nicole - 13/03/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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fml_no_fyl 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:33

Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.

LilaFaye 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:45

I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D

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sublimedude777 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 23:17

Conformist.

Efilyn 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 19:00

They are probably all one of either Twilight or JB fans, I can tell. your sister was probably jealous. her internet friends might be an excuse for real life, too.

Bloodspill 0

Monday 31 May 2010 1:08

your sis iz awsome !!!! p.s YDI

xolxoixolxoyxo 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 6:02

wow ahaha I'm sorry!!!!!!!

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 7:16

I've never heard someone who isn't either an idiot or a douchenozzle call someone a conformist. Same goes for people who pay any attention at all to the brands of clothes that other people wear.

jennamarrrie_x 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 20:15

You all are really idiots if you think she deserved that. Hot Topic costs about the same as American Eagle, so just shut up. I wear clothes from both those stores, so I really know how they can suck the money out of your wallet. Sit down & stop being whiny little 'emo' bitches just because she wore clothes you don't like.