By Ineedlotsofwater - 23/01/2015 16:41 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
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Same thing different taste

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On the bright side, you'll probably cheer up about that situation very soon with how cheerful you are, buddy.

I personally feel like in a sense that's a compliment! A lot of people wish they could seem as happy as that I'm sure! Congrats on passing every test, really showed them! :)

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Scorpio1691 29

Isn't there an office policy that says you cannot be tested within, say, two months after being "randomly" selected for a test?

Oh no I am so sorry! You passed a drug test? Poor you! .... Stfu