Love, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed...

By wetboy - 05/07/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By camb - 29/05/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML

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By Boyufd - 28/06/2020 02:02

Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML

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By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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By disgusted - 18/05/2023 12:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

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By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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stringoffail 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:14

Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"

tgm0112 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:13

That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.

Comments

PrettyVal 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:08

Dude, wash the ******* mattress. People get mattresses peed and puked on all the time and they don't instantly run out and replace them because of it. It's why cleaning products were invented. And don't be all pissed off at your girlfriend for having a medical condition. Yeah, it sucks, but it's not her fault. And THIS is probably the reason she never wanted to sleep over. She didn't want you to react like a douchebag. Too bad for her, you failed.

Fnukk 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:20

i actually find that kind of cute. Kawaii!

Thoureau 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:19

Me too, somewhat...

katiefershady 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 0:14

ok.. no one knows who she is so no big deal. it sucks for both of you.. and obviously he didnt break up with her cause it says he has a 23 year old girlfriend who wets the bed. that would suck.. not being mean to her.. but it creates issues.. and id be pissed the person didnt tell me about it... like come on who wants to wake up covered in pee? she should have said something.. but ya fherl i feel bad for her still

benchmetal 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 11:48

she was to embarrassed to tell her boyfriend for eight months. she obviously is extremely uncomfertable about her situation and can't help it. he should suck it up and support her... not ******* tell the world (don't give me any anonymous shit because I'm talking about what she feels not what we think) **** if it matters so much to you sleep on a separate mattress

Leanelle214 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:34

Well... there was a reason she didn't want to spend the night! Maybe you should have taken the hint and dropped it!

SecsNoises 6

Monday 27 July 2009 20:13

Man up and support the girl insread of bitching about it to us. Jeez. I'd rather my bf was a bedwetter than a jerk...

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:04

It's not her fault!

benchmetal 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 11:43

**** you man. you asked for it. yah it may be akward or uncomfertable but still just ******* deal with it

Ucla_cupcake 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 8:02

This is one of the few FML's that should be kept private and not told to the whole world. Imagine she gets on here and sees your post. That's gonna suck, it's gonna be embarrassing, worst of all, she's gonna bite your head off.