Love, Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed...

By wetboy - 05/07/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 462

You deserved it 8 897

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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You deserved it 8 289

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By camb - 29/05/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend, who recently moved in with me, has opted to sleep on the couch rather than in the same bed as me. She claims it’s because "her body" won’t let her fall asleep unless she’s alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 196

Getting wet, but not in the good way

By Boyufd - 28/06/2020 02:02

Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 498

You deserved it 421

By mmvv - 08/02/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 426

You deserved it 3 849

Bed of nails

By JoanT - 31/08/2020 20:01 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 230

You deserved it 205

By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 695

You deserved it 9 445

Clean your room

By disgusted - 18/05/2023 12:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 782

You deserved it 173

By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my 2-year-old daughter and my 27-year-old husband both woke me up in the early hours of the morning. Their complaints were the same: they'd both wet the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 392

You deserved it 3 058

Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 739

You deserved it 2 035

stringoffail 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:14

Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"

tgm0112 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 16:13

That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.

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ts_london 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:23

although what #219 said is mean, they do have a point, but i just feel bad for both of u

SonicSophie 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:49

I hate to be rude, but you sound like a horrible person. She is obviously really emabarassed about her condition, and she finally plucked up the courage to tell you, thinking you would understand, and you're just bitching about it on the internet, saying your life is ****** because of it? You're cruel.

Bextravaganza 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:00

Dude, if you need to replace your mattress after one incident I feel sorry for you. Life is going to suck big wienies. Don't have kids, or dogs, and especially not ever a cat. Get a mattress cover, a bit of compassion, a clue, and hug your girlfriend. I do so hope that tonight while you're dreaming away on your lovely mattress that you have a dream you're standing at a urinal...

Pointlessly123 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:14

Everyone hates you, with good reason sir

ryansims 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:34

put yourself in his shoes SHE IS AT FAULT she knew she had a problem and didn't tell him or prepare herself first before staying with him this is totally her **** up not his she should of worn a diaper if she knew she pissed the bed at night

Grotesque 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:54

FHL.

zjlong 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:32

Yeah, she has a problem, but why would you need to replace the mattress. You just need to clean it up. Did you replace your mattress every time you pissed the bed when you were little? I doubt it.

zymn 6

Tuesday 7 July 2009 10:30

aren't you supposed to be able to solve bed wetting by sleeping in the clothes you wear during the day or something like that?

pepperidgefarms 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:32

My ex-girlfriend wet the bed once during the time we lived together and she was seriously ready to just break up with me right then and there because she was so embarrassed. Maybe you don't entirely think of the situation this way, but the way you phrased your post makes you sound like a douchebag.