By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 467
You deserved it 47 287

Same thing different taste

Top comments

thisisnotmyname 0

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.

Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.

Comments

#14 and #18, both need to get your facts straight. Usually it is believed that the average person would only survive 3-4 weeks without any food, and less than 4 days without food or water. As far as fat people are concerned, they would not survive much longer, if any longer, because it is not a lack of calories that is killing people. Without the nutrients found in most food (carbohydrates is a big necessity, as well as the Essential Amino Acids) the brain begins to suffer damage very rapidly. Calories that come from digested fat cells only provide energy that can some of the body's other organs and muscles. The body will quickly start digesting proteins in the body to try and get some of the essential amino acids, as well as some of the other nutrients that are required. o ya and to the OP, that is just too funny. I might have to try and find those to mess with people ;)

thelonelylurker 0

At least you're getting fibre in your diet!

At least now you know what to do if you get constipated, eat a bag of oversized strawberry spree candies, or as someone else mentioned, a bar of exlax chocolate... Why would they make these things taste nice? No other medicine tastes nice...

anonymous0927 0

#3, FTW. people always use the word proceeded, they think it makes them sound cool. and your life is sort of f'd, I wouldn't say you deserved it.

the op is not neccessarily fat...why do you guys keep thinking this. My bf is rather skinny because he has really high metabolism and will eat almost any food and eats so much that it amazes me. He can eat two whole pizzas, two chipotles or 2 huge quiznos subs at one sitting and still be hungry. He isn't fat so stop assuming people are fat just because he eats sometimes. Maybe the op was looking for a snack? I eat snacks and other foods sometimes. I'm not fat. I weigh 130, am 5' 4" and work out and i'm healthy. Quit judging people.

Why the **** is everyone assuming she's fat? Like you've never eaten candy in your life before. Ever.

why does everyone assume this person is fat? :( you all are assholes. i mean, yeah, OP you prooobably deserved it for not paying attention to what you were eating, but shit, that sounds like something i'd do, and i'm a skinny bitch. i eat a loooooooooot. and anything that resembles candy would be GONE if it was me. jeeezus.

azhein 0

people should read the comments that are right before them so you don't read 6 in a row that say the exact same thing

wow, seriously? pay attention to things. that's ridiculous. YDI.

Say "Fruit Flavored Fiber Pills" five times fast.

lol, should of read the package more.