By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 467
You deserved it 47 287

Same thing different taste

Top comments

thisisnotmyname 0

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.

Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.

Comments

poobear 0

those fiber things taste nothing like sprees and have completely different packaging you definitely deserve it. besides you probably are fat who eats more than one or two of those huge sprees? theyre pure sugar and tons of calories

patray_angel 0

I am not sure why those fiber pills would be in the pantry in the first place, so I can see why the OP would have thought they were candy. To those calling the OP fat, you have no clue what the OP looks like. As far as those making the other rude fat comments, you are all assholes. At least an overweight person could lose weight, yet you all will still be assholes. To those saying fiber won't do that, yes it will. I had a friend join weight watchers and she made these fiber cookies for a camping trip. She made sure to warn all of us to only eat a couple during the course of a day due to the effects too many would have. To the OP, I guess next time you will read what you are about to eat or not eat it if you are not certain what it is (as in, if it is in a plastic bag or something and not in its original packaging)

smiledearx 0

LMAO! good oneeeee YDI for not reading the labels.

Agree with #2. What the **** are fiber pills doing in your kitchen pantry and wouldn't it have been obvious they weren't candies by the wrapper? Yea, some come in shiny packages but the brand is either written all over them or there's some tip-off. I'm calling BS and if it is still true, someone shoot this shit: OP should not be allowed to reproduce.

the good thing is you might've lost a few pounds :D

fiber one! i love those things they taste soooooo gooood the green ones are the best!!

You can challenge Randy Marsh for the worlds biggest shit.

wowstupidpeople 0

lol #38 south park rules #34 says it all. seriously.

rxduck 0

Well this is a lie. Fiber is a stool softener and adds bulk...it is NOT a stimulant laxative. It actually causes constipation unless you drink enough water...and if you ate that much fiber it would take a LOT of water. Nice try.