Health: Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my...

By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML

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By Sad Student - 03/02/2014 03:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML

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By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By swedishdude - 14/11/2009 13:37 - Sweden

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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thisisnotmyname 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:24

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.

Syn_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:08

Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.

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NCGurl 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:28

**** your toilet's life.

tomoturtle 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:31

don't we all love fiber? tho... it would be funny if u pulled a trick on ur friends by giving them the pills and then laughing at them later when their stuck in the bathroom all day #49 i really sympothize for u

trapiadora 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:27

Wow you deserve it for not reading any labels. We always have to learn the hard way for not eating random thing you find around. Your lucky you didn't get really sick like #49 compared to her your story yours is whack.

Shshshar_ssscene 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:12

seriously wow your dumb. there is no way in hell you can mistake pills for freaking candy

Leaveittosteven 0

Friday 29 May 2009 23:31

Sugar alcohols cause diarrhea in amounts more than 5 or so grams. You lose, OP.

member0987654321 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 6:12

PSHH. since when do they make oversized-strawberry-flavored sprees? wow, when i think about it, i hope you're okay, because you can get seriously dehydrated and malnourished from something like that..

tweetspie 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:15

#12, too much fiber CAN do that to you

missus_butter 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:06

Read labels much? Besides, I'm guessing that if you didn't know what they were, then they weren't yours. YDI. YDI all night long.

missus_butter 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:14

Also, #14, while presumptive in assuming fatness, did make an accurate point regarding hunger pangs. Hunger pangs are not to let you know you immediately need to eat, but rather, indicative that you'll have to eat at some point relatively soon. Most hunger pangs are gone within ten minutes without needing to be fulfilled by eating. Although there was this article in Good Housekeeping a couple months ago where it said that overweight people tend to react to hunger pangs by panicking and fearfully eating instead of letting them go away, a mindset referred to in the article as "fat thinking".