Miscellaneous: Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and...

By gotthewrongman - 17/12/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

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By Patrick - 15/03/2024 11:00 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, after nearly 19 years, my Facebook account was permanently disabled because I'd banned too many scammers. I admin 58 groups, for over 2 million members, and have banned 50k+ fake accounts. One of them apparently reported me, and since Facebook runs some fake accounts, it was easier to ban me. FML

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You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 64 309

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN

By Wtfacebook - 27/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Steele

Today, after two weeks of not being able to log into my Facebook account, I received a prompt to change my password. I interpreted this as them saying that I was hacked, and they had simply shut it down to avoid problems, so I did. It still won't let me in. FML

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You deserved it 139

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You deserved it 8 622

By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 7 180

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 045

You deserved it 3 094

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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You deserved it 8 275

Life goes on

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 02:00

Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML

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You deserved it 245

Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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You deserved it 12 359

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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You deserved it 4 926

Nice_but_Unlucky 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:07

that SUCKS!!! Mine was hacked and then i said "I am Gay will you have sex with me" to my Gay best friend and he actually wanted to have sex with me the next time i saw him. Hackers suck... but i did get a ******** from him, now its awkward because i was drunk and he has a video of some stuff that never should have happened

DoomJeff91 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:16

Dude... This is FML. Not your diary. Nice job with scoring though.

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racerapj 10

Friday 18 December 2009 0:14

that sucks

teamwork 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:16

bummer dude, good thing it's only fb so it doesn't matter.

ole_and_lena 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:22

change your password. problem solved!

TheTerenity 9

Monday 7 November 2011 0:46

Not exactly... I hack facebook all the time... That MIGHTVE been me...

ashiiya 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:36

Wow....whether it's true or not doesn't affect me, but I did have mine hacked once, only the hacker sent some weird message to half my friends with a virus link in it. I simply "deleted" that account and made a new one. Now I'm good :P but I don't know if they ban you for adding too many friends too fast. I was doing that when I made my new account and nothing happened to me.

FOOFIGHTERSrock 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:45

i got cheese on my pizza.......fml :D

chris231997 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:51

omg my teacher was talking about facebook hackers today, and he said that some quizzes allow people to get ino your account. Then Facebook bans your account(the hacker's) and that's it.