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By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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kinga08 0

It's quality not quantity! What good is an 8 inch penis if he doesn't know how to use it?! Although I will admit that is just a tad too tiny to probably have a fulfilling sex life with him :-/

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skyeyez9 24

Imagine if you had a baby together and it was a boy. He will inherit his father's micro penis and be the laughing stock in the boys locker riom. Cull the small **** gene and dont have kids with him! haha

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j_cat187 19

is he umm.... chinese? im taking a poll

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Yousuck24 21

Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it ;)

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yuridialove 0

sounds like you don't really love him, cuz if you did you wouldn't care.

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Snafuusmc 12

circumcised mayhaps?

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kev8625 0

thats why u test drive before you buy lol

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reesey0809 0

exactly!!!! and they do sell penis pumps...he can get his right arm stronger

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kportal69 5

there are 3 things that make or break a relationship: 1. money 2. communication 3. sex looks like your love won't be lasting.

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