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By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 822
You deserved it 16 157

Same thing different taste

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Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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Egnar 19

Sounds more like his FML - And not because your judging him by his penis size, because sexual compatibility is a huge part of a successful relationship, and he probably isn't pleasing you the way you want him to. But moreso because he's going to go through his life dealing with a lot of girls he feels connected to but he can't please the right way.

thumper_tigr 0

well hopefully advice won't be taken from someone that calls themselves atombomblover

RedPillSucks 31

You have a penis that's longer than your leg. Is your name "Mr. Tripod" ?

llZombiell 5

That's a damn shame. No biggie though, just substitute with a sleeve or a 'B.O.B' unless you're too much of a shallow bitch to see pass that.

FHL. YDI, don't complain about his penis size if he's "love of your life" you shouldn't even care about that, he could be 2 inches for all you care, afterall he is the love of your life, right?

have sex with me. mine is a lot bigger than 3.5"

Artic, ignore what most of these people are saying. You have a right to be disappointed. The larger a guy is, the less good he needs to be in bed to satisfy a woman. This just means that your man needs to really learn what works for you. Hopefully, he's into a lot of foreplay. I'd also suggest a lot of teasing and talking to each other about every sex fantasy you two have. Try different things. Don't be afraid to buy books on how to maximize pleasure. It won't be something he wants to talk about or will like talking about (and you might really hurt his ego if you handle it wrong), but do whatever you can to make your sex as best as you can. And remember, TELL HIM WHAT YOU LIKE. Best of luck!

Maybe you can just keep the cell phone, and the love of your life can find someone with a less cavernous ******.