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By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 822
You deserved it 16 157

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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I love the quote, "It's not hitting the bottom; It's pounding the hell out of the walls!" Of course, I am 8.5" so what do I know; I just do both....

by you saying that, everyone now knows you're small

if you can't accept him for that and find ways to make it work for you than you're too shallow to deserve him.

OP you are a real bitch and should be ashamed. "the love of your life" my ass, you wouldn't post shit at his ******* expense. that being said, op's boyfriend thought he had three pubic hairs... until he pissed outta one. lol

timetogrowup 0

At least it won't trigger your gag reflex, right? It makes your life easier, besides, there are toys for you and you can use them together. Using the toys together really turned on my ex.

At least he'll be easy to deep-throat(x

lmaoatall 6

ooh ooh aw aw iPhone iPhone aaaww yes iPhone imoan imoan ring bitch ring

heyimjennyFML 5

good things come in small packages? :)

burninfate 0

yeah she is a shallow *****, and yes she is. get over it.. its a penis you are only three inches anyways which means he is still .5 too big for you, dumb hooker