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By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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Evesapple671 0

I can only take in 7" in length more than that and its painful. Personally,I prefer girth.

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SteelCladAngel 0

agreed. the average depth of a womans ****** is 6" lol

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SteelCladAngel 0

agreed. the average depth of a womans ****** is 6" lol

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alexFYL 11

I prefer a good mid-level... not so long that when we're going full steam it hurts, but not so short that when we go full steam I still feel nothing. I prefer girth too but I have been with a super wide guy, and that was rather unpleasant also. Guess the ol' saying "take everything in moderation" goes for dick, too.

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thepirate19 3

sucks for her and defiantly sucks for that dude. funny thing is women complain about this dudes tiny penis but nobody complains when the chick has micro boobs.

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gigiskye 20

Because boobs aren't the same as dicks. Boobs don't give pleasure, they're just too look at or breastfeed so you can't compare them at all. Dicks can only be compared to vaginas

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SteelCladAngel 0

I had en ex who had like a four inch penis he was amazing in bed!

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hermioneguerin 0

if you really care then he must not be the love of your life...

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christinnaaa 10

that's why toys were invented (: you can still have fun !

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Mebekatya 0

Size matters...very much. My husband is well endowed and it hurts so good. My ex bf on the other hand was rather small and I never really enjoyed sex with him. It only takes 3.5 inches to reach the G spot though, so good luck with that, maybe it curves the right way ;)

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SteelCladAngel 0

I had en ex who had like a four inch penis he was amazing in bed!

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skadoosh52 0

real talk,deres ways to get it bigger. go on pornhub nd it says it lol

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jupiter80 0

are u so desperate for sex u resort to **** sites, I'm sorry but that is terribly sad

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skadoosh52 0

never sed i resort to ****,i actually watch it wit my gf ;p

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RedPillSucks 31

If you really loved him, it shouldn't matter. Your clit isn't 3.5 inches in your vag so he should have no problems stimulating you. Work through it instead of thinking every guy should look like some porno horse.

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Schlimpikins 0

With that size boat, the motion of the ocean can't even help you lol

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