By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mawoo_fml 0

I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

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Ferdinard 0

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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Vicky0122 0

I guess he doesn't love you or he is impotent.

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quiturbitchin 0

I think you guys are overlooking the obvious which is that he may be in fact asexual. "In one British survey, of the 18,876 people contacted, 1 percent were reportedly asexual, having 'never felt sexually attracted to anyone at all' (Bogaert, 2004)."

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kennakatherine 0

Thank you! I was thinking that the whole time I was reading these comments..

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d3monc 0

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Igor_g5 0

I love sex. get in touch with me I give you good sex

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ykthechild 0

With grammar like that I wouldn't want to be anywhere near you.

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Zombiegore420 0

Hahahaha, in Soviet Russia, I give you good sex.

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oldwiseguy 0

Asexuals are real, both men and women. And yes there is more to a relationship than sex but a person with a normal sex drive would be in a living hell with such a person.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Thank you for being the first intelligent person to post here. Apparently having a penis means we must have some weird secret or disease if we don't love sex. But if a woman hates sex, that's okay. She's a woman. F society. FYL, OP. Just find someone who likes it. Sex isn't everything, but if he feels that way, chances are it won't change.

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Igor_g5 0

I'm the best at eating pussy. good with other stuff too.

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ynp092883 0

He has had some bad experiences. You just have to slowly work up to that point to reassure him it will be fun with you

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elparto 0

you see, it's not that he doesn't like sex...he just doesn't like it with you. let's face it, even for a guy, bad sex is still lame.

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soccer4ever7 0

thats impossible im pretty sure its because he doesnt want to have it with you

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