By happybirthday - 12/08/2012 05:49 - United States - Wrentham

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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
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MCRaddict15 15

What a douche. He was more than lucky to have someone as compassionate as you. Oh well, his loss.

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dude1122332 9

I think you have another surprise for him right? Like some papers..

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thatnucca 36

Enough with the paper talk and name calling... She said it herself that she's always on one business trip or another... So much so, her husband felt lonely enough to seek the company of a call girl... Hey, he didn't want to be alone on his birthday while she was away again... Who knows, this might have happened before... You can be a career oriented woman, but you can not neglect your husband enough for him to decide to do what he did... I'm not saying it's right, but it could have been someone he was actually seeing and having a relationship with... Both of you are to be blamed here really... Most married men will acknowledge their wives presence even when they're not around... For him to bring a prostitute home, just proves that you're gone too often and your entire presence in the house has diminished very badly... Talk it out and seek help if necessary...

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Fmlsea 28

It did not say that she was always away on a business trip , it said that he thought she was on a business trip .

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DjeePee 24

It could write a long post about all the stupidity in Thatnucca's comment, but I'm going to make it easy for myself: Roflol.

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sophie22_fml 8

Actually, if she found the time to throw her husband a party, I highly doubt she neglects him that much. Also there's no excuse for her husband to to be unfaithful, there's talking and there's divorce if he doesn't like how his marriage is doing he can choose one of those.

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mrsVoltzie57 12

I am not usually one to do the "divorce his ass" to the relationship ones but honestly this ass deserves it. My dad did the same type of thing to my mom over 3 times but it was while he was away on business. And she got a nasty suprise down the road from it if you know what i mean... Leave him and you'll be better off!!

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183933 6

Dude was too cheap to go to a hotel?

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princessAj1 6

At least it's wasn't and ex-girlfriend or something. But still sucks.

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Dracoboxer357 35

14- Do tell, Noor. *Has a seat and patiently waits for a William Shatner TV cop series reference from the late 80's....*

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aksel1218 13

That douche hunny send him the papers

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chicagoguy 2

Love your title ;)

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ebonyirony 29

Immediately thought of tj hooker so I waited for someone else to, thanks.

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pappuyarr 1

How is it a fml? U always need a hooker in the party! No?

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