By happybirthday - 12/08/2012 05:49 - United States - Wrentham

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Today, I found the perfect opportunity to throw my husband a surprise party since he thought I was away on a business trip. He came home with a hooker. Surprise! FML
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MCRaddict15 15

What a douche. He was more than lucky to have someone as compassionate as you. Oh well, his loss.

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dude1122332 9

I think you have another surprise for him right? Like some papers..

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corleon198425 22

Ahahahahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!!' bahahahahajah Ahahahahahhahahahahhaha I pissed myself

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fukmefreddy 4

now why you think you take a hoe to a hoe-tel. hoe tell everybody, even the mayor, reach up in the sky, touch the hoe-zone layer

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ganjaone 2

Guess the next step is divorce...knew marriage was a bad idea..lol

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kalbrek009 20

I would have happy belated birthdayed his cheating ass with divorce papers...what a sack of crap.

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lollipoplolo 8

Whats a hooker?

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malfanese 6

I'd imagine a scary gentlemen in a tattered old trench coat- possibly with a gimp leg and a limp. He has a snarl to his scarred face and a hook to his left stub of a hand.

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perdix 29

#72, please refer to yesterday's eyepatch story. Noor expounded eloquently on the difference between hookers and fingerers. It was enlightening.

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nico16_fml 6

Well sorry but it's better off then 2 hookers :)

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