Love: Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her... - FML

By LD619 - 16/12/2010 05:51 - United States

Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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Good riddance

By Anonymous - 11/03/2024 00:00 - Norway - Honefoss

Today, my ex-best friend reached out just to be a dick. We all had tickets to a concert and she decided that she didn't want to go. She said that I could find someone to sell her ticket to, and I did, but then she sold it to someone that I'm not friends with anymore, and told me that she "can do whatever she wants :)". FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML

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By TheComedyAudio - 06/04/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML

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By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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By tbreezy - 26/11/2018 14:00

Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML

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Top comments

valri3 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 12:59

If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI

tonyv90 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:03

you deserve it for not getting over her. get a life and move on bro. she obviously doesn't want anything to do with you...

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perdix 29

Thursday 16 December 2010 14:05

If you want to purchase love, go pro. They are reliable, eager to please, and their fake orgasms are more realistic than those from amateur hos who just want dinner and movie for sex. And, if you are not satisfied, tell their pimps that you gave her about twice as much cash as you actually did.

W4X 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 14:10

Thanks for clearing it up! :)

FlashBurn 13

Thursday 16 December 2010 14:08

Someone doesn't know any oldies. Even The Beatles knew better! Money can't buy you love, YDI! Oh, and you are sooo fail if you think she'd take you back.

Pandora9321 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 14:08

Dude you don't buy a girl concert tickets to try to win her back.. Loser.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 16 December 2010 14:28

Never go back.

stun23 8

Thursday 16 December 2010 14:28

she cant steal them if u gave them to her...

ChillBill 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 15:50

She sold them, not stole them. Really?

Ninjafriends 1

Thursday 16 December 2010 14:38

What a sappy sucker. Stop wearing dresses and go join the army or something. You need to learn how to be a man.

miraggg 1

Thursday 16 December 2010 15:09

you have to accept the fact that its over

momeydragon 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 15:21

I concur with 40

zapzapp 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 15:32

well, good job :P

jckbco 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 15:34

can't buy love, sucker

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